Cringey Messages & Pathetic Pick Up Lines From Desperate Softbois

What is a softboi? If you’ve ever received a flirty unsolicited message from someone who speaks in platitudes, drops backhanded compliments that simultaneously flatter and insult, or talks at length about how «different» they are, then you likely already know. Thanks to @beam_me_up_softboi‘s archive of weird DMs from pick-up artists, sapiosexuals, and self-proclaimed ‘nice guys,’ …
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Cringey Messages & Nauseating Pick Up Lines From Desperate Softbois

What is a softboi? If you’ve ever received a flirty unsolicited message from someone who speaks in platitudes, drops backhanded compliments that simultaneously flatter and insult, or talks at length about how «different» they are, then you likely already know. Thanks to @beam_me_up_softboi‘s archive of weird DMs from pick-up artists, sapiosexuals, and self-proclaimed ‘nice guys,’ …
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Incredulous People Share the Dumbest Ways They Got Laid

There’s lot of literature about how to «get lucky.» There are pick-up artists writing long guides on how to con women into having sex – they even hold seminars and conferences akin to the madness of Frank Mackey (Tom Cruise) in Magnolia. People can hire a consultant to compose their Tinder bios, or even a …
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The Classic ‘Did It Hurt’ Pick Up Line Is Getting Rudely Remixed on Twitter

Confession: Nobody has ever used a pick up line on me. Based on my dating history (I’ve had a lot of boyfriends, but they all went to different schools) I’m going to assume it’s because they’ve finally become passé unless you’re at a dive bar filled with men over sixty. Despite the apparent falling off …
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Incredulous People Share the Dumbest Ways They Managed to Get Laid

There’s lot of literature about how to «get lucky.» There are pick-up artists writing long guides on how to con women into having sex – they even hold seminars and conferences akin to the madness of Frank Mackey (Tom Cruise) in Magnolia. People can hire a consultant to compose their Tinder bios, or even a …
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