There are a few different hallmarks that tell us a person is moving on from their youth. They start to complain of mysterious aches and pains, and seem to be finding a cozy night in a far more attractive prospect than hitting the club. Things like marriage and babies start to become a much more …
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Clean Freak Demands Houseguests Change into New Clothes Before Sitting on his Furniture
I can’t identify as a «clean freak» in any sense of the word. I was the messy sibling, and my sister was the clean sibling. I had no issue with my room being a pigsty (and lowkey still don’t 85% of the time), but my sister was so into cleaning. She would go over to …
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Man Claims Home Appliances Replace His Need for a Wife, Gets Mercilessly Mocked by Twitter
It’s an unfortunate fact that there are a lot of not-so-great marriages out there. These can occur for many reasons, but a common issue that crops up is the husband who expects his wife to be his maid and mommy rolled into one. The man child is a phenomenon that a lot of women put …
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24 Dentist Memes for Anxious Patients and Tooth Care Connoisseurs
Fearing the dentist is a strange, but reasonable fear. Most people don’t fear a check-up from a general care practitioner, so why is the dental check-up so fearsome? It really comes down to the fact that if you’ve let your teeth go, there’s a pretty good chance that the dentist will want to put a …
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‘Bedbugs are throwing a Coachella in her apartment as we speak’: Woman Causes Uproar for Claiming Free Couch From NYC Sidewalk
One of the easiest ways to be kinder on the environment in our crazily consumerist society is to appreciate things secondhand. Thrifting, yard sales, and even controversial practices like dumpster diving all contribute to being one less individual blindly adding to the billion dollar profits of Amazon or similar. However, this way of life has …
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Roommate Memes for Shared Living Space Survivors
Bad roommates. It’s almost a right of passage to be stuck with a person you disdain. Whether it’s your first roommate in your dorm or a random dude subleasing a room in your home, you’ve undoubtedly experienced the titular bad roommate. What justifies someone as a bad roommate? Is it general uncleanliness? An unfriendly attitude? …
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Entitled Dude Causes Conflict Complaining About His Cleaner Washing Cast Iron
Being a cleaner can be a strange job. It’s essential to the functioning of society, yet also completely underappreciated. It’s hard on your body, you often have to meet demanding standards, and you do all that hard work only for it to get trashed again hours later. As if this wasn’t bad enough, some also …
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Boss Forces Employees To Deep Clean Office For 8 Hours on a Sunday, Pays in Cash to Avoid Overtime
Every office has a different office culture, and that’s to be expected. Some workplaces have people working constantly, including on the weekends. While that’s not the worst thing in the world, it’s weird to insist on people continually working overtime, especially without the proper overtime pay. It’s even stranger to ask workers to work 8 …
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People Debate The Cleanliness of Washing Meat
There are some types of Twitter discourse that will cycle in and out of relevance every couple of months until we die. Cleanliness is often a theme of these recurring Twitter discourses because nobody is on the same page regarding how to clean their bodies, their homes, or their food. The most famous instance was …
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Hospitality Memes For All the Hardened Hotel Workers
It’s Christmastime, and you know what that means. I am praying for every single person who has to work with the public. There’s something about this time of year that makes every customer about 55% more crazy than they would be on any old weekend in March. Everyone is tired right now, but that doesn’t …
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