Your Grandma’s Applebee’s Obsession is Why Your Favorite Local Mom-and-Pop Shop is Closed

Soulless, bland, and alarmingly expensive chain restaurants have taken over the modern dining experience. They cheat out homegrown mom-and-pop restaurants with their big-britches financial backers, their coupon-coded marketing schemes, and remarkably potent long island ice teas. Boomers and Gen X are seeking comfort in restaurant conformity, perpetuating the mega-chain dinner model by prioritizing predictability, familiarity, …
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25+ Olive Garden Memes That Will Fill up on Unlimited Breadsticks

Dinner at the Olive Garden is a quintessential American experience. It’s the same everywhere, and I think that’s beautiful. It’s always the same rustic, dated Italian decor, the same long wait for a table, and the same ecstatic delight when the first hot breadstick hits your mouth. Whether you’re in Pacoima or Philadelphia, when you’re …
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The Astrological Signs as Popular Fast Food Restaurants

We love to see people get into a tizzy over astrological memes and designations, so you can imagine our delight at coming across this Facebook post from Mela Golden’s page assigning the signs of the zodiac to popular fast food restaurant chains. It’s hard not to be opinionated where these restaurants are concerned: they’re (usually) …
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