We love to see people get into a tizzy over astrological memes and designations, so you can imagine our delight at coming across this Facebook post from Mela Golden’s page assigning the signs of the zodiac to popular fast food restaurant chains. It’s hard not to be opinionated where these restaurants are concerned: they’re (usually) pretty affordable and accessible, so a huge percentage of the population has developed a preference (and sometimes hatred) for these establishments. For example, while I’ll never be seen in a Chick-Fil-A, I have celebrated more than one anniversary chowing down on Popeyes fried chicken and sandwiches. These preferences definitely cause some arguments at parties. Now, thanks to Mela Golden’s mind, we can argue over whether or not each of these chains actually represents our sun (or rising) signs.