45+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (March 23, 2024)

We all know what doom scrolling is by now. It’s that feeling when you’re stuck in an endless cycle of negativity online, unable to look away, much like a car accident. But I think it’s about time we introduce other types of scrolling. What about hungry scrolling? I do that when I’m about ready for …
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50 of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (March 16, 2024)

The Oscars were this week, which is one of the best times to be on Twitter. I always watch it every year with a group of friends, and the best part is hearing everyone’s jokes. It’s one of those rare monoculture events that gives everyone common ground to make jokes about. There’s always some line …
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Girly Memes for International Women’s Day (March 8, 2024)

Happy International Women’s Day to all of my girlies out there! If you’ve clicked on this list of funny, fresh, and feminine memes for the sole purpose of scrolling down and asking, «What about International Men’s Day,» just do it and get off my lawn, boomer. The girlies deserve some memes of their own, especially …
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‘I thought Martha’s Vineyard was owned by Martha Stewart’: 17 Hilarious misconceptions people realized way too late

Everyone has those cute little misconceptions they pick up during childhood that take too long to shake. When my dad was a boy, he thought that his dad went to «meetings» to eat a lot of meat. That is cute and charming and extremely age-appropriate, but not all misconceptions are that way. For some godforsaken …
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40+ Funny and Fresh Tweets For Bird App Scavengers (December 16, 2023)

There’s an old adage that goes «A tweet in time saves nine.» That’s what I say to myself when I have an intrusive thought and have to tweet it immediately or else it will spill into my personal life in ways I don’t desire. That’s what Twitter is good for, for me, getting out my …
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29 Memes That Touch the Soul

Not to be a total robot, but I rarely cry. It takes a lot to bring a tear to my eyes, especially in front of people I don’t know that well. If there’s one thing that gets the tear ducts flowing, though, it’s a mildly sentimental episode of television. Something sad or sweet or beautiful …
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43 Hot and Fresh Tweets From Twitter Users Who Don’t Want to Call it X (December 9, 2023)

A tweet a day keeps the coherent thoughts at bay. Actually, maybe try 2000 tweets a day and you’ll really be shoveling the meat right out of your subconscious. Doomscrolling is a nationally recognized pastime, but what about numbscrolling? When you scroll with your eyes glazed over and your thumb moving automatically just to avoid …
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43 Funky Fresh Tweets From Twitter Users Who Don’t Want to Call it X (December 2, 2023)

Twitter, the town square of the Internet. (Or is that TikTok now?) You come to it for the news of the day, to know what your friends are talking about, and to find out if the town cow has recovered from its illness yet. Bessie is still suffering from dropsy, you learn, but she’s recovering …
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36 Knee-Slapping Tweets From Twitter Users Who Don’t Want to Call it X (November 25, 2023)

Just like your great aunt at the Turkey Trot, Twitter is still chugging along. Also like your great aunt, she might not be the freshest face on the block, but she still has something to bring to the table (her green bean casserole was out of this world.) Her politics might not be the friendliest, …
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Feminine Memes For Girl’s Girls Who Love Being Women

You know those people who can’t help but call everyone «dude» and «man,» causing them to get criticized in corporate settings for using gendered language? That’s me, but for feminine signifiers. You cannot tell me that every man, woman, and child is a diva, a girlie, and a mama. I will call full-grown straight men …
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