Are you ready for some tweets? 

Tweets are great ways for us to check in on who we are and what we want. They’re little, but mighty. Tweets can stay with us long after we’ve seen them come and go. They’re powerful little things, and contain so much within their depths. These tweets have been scraped from the depths of the internet purely for your entertainment. They’re here to make you laugh and think and pontificate about what the world should be like. Who doesn’t need a bit of pontification these days? We’re so busy all the time and life tends to move at such a breakneck speed that it can be difficult to get a full grasp of it at all times. So it’s good to stop for a while and reflect on who we are and where we’ve come from. These tweets are a snapshot of a moment in time. They’re about the here and now and the present moment. They synthesize culture and tell us about who we are. Much like the cave paintings on the walls of early man. We’ve always had an impulse to create, to document, and to write things down. These tweets are much like that, but for the year 2026. We don’t have the patience for a full cave painting, so we will just have to settle for a nice little tweet.