25 Times the DoorDash Camera Caught the Gremlin in Us

If you’ve ever ordered food to your house, (which at this point is everyone) then you’re probably familiar with the humbling experience of having to present your unkempt home-self to the innocent person delivering your food. If I’m ordering delivery, it probably means I have chosen laziness. I have chosen stained house clothes, un-coiffed hair, …
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‘That 80-year-old woman’s door was opened by a 6’3 man’: Former delivery driver shares scary stories of male customers pretending to be women

I find it funny that we rarely contemplate the strangeness of apps like Uber or Doordash. We pay strangers to drive to our houses and drop off our persons or food directly at our doors. It might be old hat to say that when we were kids, our parents told us never to get in …
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30+ Relatable Food Delivery Memes For All the Couch Potatoes Out There

Ordering food right from your couch might be the height of luxury. It may be the definition of treating yourself. Nothing feels more like we live in the future than using a phone to demand someone to get your meal and bring it to your front door–sometimes without even making eye contact with the delivery …
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‘My theory that delivery apps ruined the world is truer every day’: Apartment Dweller Calls Out DoorDash Driver for Not Bringing Food to Her Door, Restarts Customer Entitlement Debate

Those who provide services to us: they’re people too! In a post-Karen society, it would be nice to think that we all had an awareness of how to treat those in customer-facing roles with the respect they deserve, especially when the industries they work in are often overworked and underpaid.  Apparently, though, this all goes …
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‘Two bloomin’ onions, a steak salad, lobster tails, a filet, a chicken sandwich and a sirloin + tip + tax = $125 on Doordash right now. It’s crazy’: Gluttonous father complains about steak and lobster delivered to his home costing over $100

There has been a lot of talk about inflation recently, and I get it. When I go into a grocery store that sells pasta sauce for $11, I want to slam my head into a car door. That being said, there are some things that people claim are «too expensive» because of inflation when, in …
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Bewildered Delivery App Users React to Shady Practice of ‘Ghost Kitchens’

Lazy and hungover people across the world wouldn’t know what to do with themselves if takeout delivery apps suddenly vanished off the face of the earth one day. Millions of people enjoy the varied delights of DoorDash, Uber Eats and similar every single day, but it isn’t always all it’s cracked up to be. Most …
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Funniest Video of Food Delivery Woman Too Spooked to Drop Off Order at House Decked Out In Top Notch Halloween Decorations Goes Viral

«The way the food would have been left in the mailbox…»

Parents Debate Whether Kids Should be Allowed to Order DoorDash to School

As time goes by, I begin to understand why certain rules were in place when I was a teenager. My high school had a rule against students with cars leaving campus to go get lunch, and at the time, it was super annoying. What’s the harm in driving three minutes to Sonic-Drive In and grabbing …
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Funny Memes for People Who Survive on UberEats and DoorDash

Julia Child says that anybody can cook. However, that is simply not true. Not everybody can cook, in fact, it’s probably best that many of us stay away from kitchens, open flames, knives, and garlic powder.    For people who can’t cook (or who simply refuse to), the modern age has gifted you with a …
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Funniest Antisocial Memes for Introverted Homebodies Who Hide When the Doorbell Rings

After the pandemic, a lot of us realized that the problem with the world is that it’s full of people. Introverts everywhere were thriving in lockdown, finally realizing the joys of delivered groceries, Netflix binging, and avoiding humanity at all costs. To anyone who’s ever suffered on public transportation in their lives, they can attest …
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