Being a parent is an uphill battle. Some days are easy. Some days, all you have to worry about is dropping them off at school and picking them up. Doesn’t sound that hard, right? Wrong. These two simple tasks are some of the hardest to do in reality. They don’t feel like getting up in …
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25+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (October 4, 2025)
Sometimes you just wanna know what’s going on online. You wanna know what everybody else is talking about, laughing about, and you want to be in on the jokes. You want to be fluent in everything culture-wise and not be left out of any inside jokes. This is what Twitter is good for. There are …
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 2, 2025)
Parents have to make tough decisions all day. They not only have to face the world as all adults do, but they also have to face the world while thinking about their kids. And this brings a whole new layer to the table. You have to digest the world first so your kids have an …
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40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (August 9, 2025)
A good tweet can remind us that everything is going to be okay in the world. Even if it’s not okay right now, a good tweet reminds us that there are still brilliant minds out there that can bear us through even the hardest of times. The tweets don’t even have to be profound, though …
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (August 7, 2025)
One time for a school play where I was playing an ER nurse, the school took us to an actual hospital and let us have interviews with real doctors and nurses. The ER doctor told us, «Nothing in your life prepares you for the exhaustion of working a 12-hour shift at the ER and having …
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40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (August 2, 2025)
Words are powerful. You know this if someone has ever tried to tell you, «Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.» I don’t know why anyone bothers saying that anymore. It’s simply not true. Words HURT, man! And they hurt hard. I’d much rather sprain my ankle than have …
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (July 31, 2025)
These tweets are all yours, parents, and for no other eyes. If you’re not a parent, sure, you might still find some of these funny but you won’t be able to fully relate on an emotional level. You might get them but you won’t get them. We will leave that to the parents. There are …
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40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (July 26, 2025)
Have you ever tweeted something that got exactly zero likes? I wouldn’t wish that fate upon my worst enemy. If you tweet something, odds are you think it’s at least a little bit good. Or else it would have stayed in your drafts for all time. Unless you made some sort of deal with the …
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (July 24, 2025)
One of the best things about being a parent is watching your little one turn into a person. They start off so unbelievably small that you can’t possibly imagine that one day they will be an adult with a bank account. The fun of being a parent, though, is all the steps in between. First, …
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40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (July 19, 2025)
I don’t think I’m exaggerating when I say that sometimes a tweet can change your life. Take, for example, «When God sings with his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?» changed lives across the world. Don’t believe me? Fine. Take a scroll through Twitter and tell me you don’t see the …
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