Something I like to say even though it’s not true anymore is «I’m a growing girl.» I say that to myself when I finish an ice cream cone in 5 minutes flat and feel a little bad about it. I say that when I want to go to sleep at 9 PM even though that’s considered «lame» and «depressing» by my peers. It’s true in a way. No, I’m no longer gaining inches lengthwise (I’m officially giving up on that second …
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A Slip ‘N Slide of 40 Memes to Splash into Summer
It’s pretty tragic that you can’t Slip ‘N Slide forever. The ’90s and 2000s are done, and for most of us, that means our days of slamming stomach first onto an uninflated slide and projecting our bodies forward for approximately 5 seconds are done for good. Once you go through puberty, slip ‘n sliding is …
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35 Memes if You Need a Friend in This World
I’ve been hearing about «the male loneliness epidemic» a lot recently. A lot of people rag on it, saying it’s a slippery slope into incel ideology, but I disagree. I think we’re kidding ourselves if we think that loneliness isn’t a structural problem that hurts the lives of many men and women. Once you become …
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30+ Memes Raring to Go
Energy is elusive. Some days you have buckets of it, other days you have to dig deep for the willingness to get out of bed. And it depends on a constellation of factors so complex that it will take you your whole life to parse out what exactly is affecting you and when. Or at …
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40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (April 20, 2024)
It’s so fun to witness a trend cycle in its entirety. To watch a meme be born, watch it thrive, perhaps even participate in its proliferation, see its demise, and then if you stick around long enough, watch it inevitably return. To be on Twitter is to watch this unfold in real-time. If you’re lucky …
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46 Totally Hilarious Memes for the Goober Within All of Us
I’m a goofy goober, yeah! You’re a goofy goober, yeah! We’re all goofy goobers, yeah! Goofy, goofy, goober goober, yeah! For some of y’all, that might be a quote from The Spongebob SquarePants Movie, but for me, it is an affirmation of self. It propels me forward, validates and lifts up others around me, and …
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25 Memes Better Than Sliced Bread
I think it’s time we update the phrase «best thing since sliced bread.» We’ve had sliced bread for such a long time now. It doesn’t feel novel or special. None of us can remember when it was invented. It feels pretty intuitive. What else are you going to do with bread? Rip it apart? Eat …
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40 of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (April 13, 2024)
There are some things you only have the pleasure of knowing about if you go on Twitter. There are memes, stories, inside jokes, and hot takes that only those privy to the deep annals of the bird app have access to. But let me tell you, for every gold nugget, there are tons and tons …
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‘The dentist say I grind in my sleep. He real for that’: 30 Lol-worthy memes and tweets
Remember when IJBOL was the latest phrase everyone couldn’t get enough of? Once I finally figured out that it stood for «I just burst out laughing,» I was on board. A good IJBOL is worth its weight in gold… when you can’t just hold it in and you need to let out the giggles. But …
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April Memes That Bring May Memes
This April thus far has been a little too wet and wild for my liking. I know I shouldn’t be complaining about the deluges of rain that have seeped through my shoes over the past week, but I can’t help it! It’s no fun to get water blown into your face when you’re just trying …
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