I’m a goofy goober, yeah! You’re a goofy goober, yeah! We’re all goofy goobers, yeah! Goofy, goofy, goober goober, yeah! For some of y’all, that might be a quote from The Spongebob SquarePants Movie, but for me, it is an affirmation of self. It propels me forward, validates and lifts up others around me, and sets the sturdy foundation for a good and prosperous life. If goofy goobers have 1 million fans, I am one of them. If goofy goobers have one fan, I am that one. If there are no more goofy goobers, then I have left this plane of existence in search of a goofy afterlife. If heaven or purgatory or whatever doesn’t have goofy goobers, that would be a travesty. That’s why I have to get all my goofy gooberness in now, because who knows how long I’ll be able to have access to it. If you’re a goofy goober or a silly billy, these hilarious memes will itch what you need scratched.