Coffee is delicious, and it’s the first thing I think about in the morning when I wake up from a long night of tossing and turning. I never sleep well. It’s not like one of those things where sometimes you do, then sometimes you don’t… I literally never sleep well. I even went to a sleep lab once. They didn’t reach a diagnosis, but they did take away my license. True story. It took a while to get it back. I was so mad because I voluntarily went to this lab. I ended up kissing all their promises goodbye and not being allowed to drive. It took a while to get my license back, and boy was I furious. Seething, even.

This is why I dream of hot, boiling, black coffee with two spoons of sugar, something that really wakes me up. After gulping down one of those, I take a bus to work, where I make myself another one. I finish that in literal seconds, too. Coffee is, like I said, delicious. You know what else is delicious? These memes. Check them out, and then for more, here is a hotel guest who demanded the front desk clerk remove all the trees on the property.