‘No Logic Allowed’ : Stupid Things Kids Do That Garnered Facepalms From the Tired Pool of Parents

Funny to think we used to be kids at one point. Child logic (or lack thereof) still feels like a mystery. We grow older and wiser (as they said we would), look back, and wonder what on earth we were thinking at the time. To be fair, the same goes for people entering their 30s. …
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Fresh Tweets We Scooped Up From the Bird App (January 30, 2023)

Aww, yeah, it’s Monday (again)! Our favorite day of the week, baby. As we’ve intimated a million times before, as arbitrary as time is, and as predictable as Monday is, it simply doesn’t get any easier. The prospect of five days of drudgery can be pretty demoralizing, especially when you hate your job, are underpaid, …
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15+ Times Jokes Hilariously Flew Right Over Peoples’ Heads

It’s true: Not everyone can be a brain genius. But despite what Rick and Morty fans might tell you, IQs don’t mean much if you don’t do anything with them. Take me, for example. My mother made the mistake of telling me my IQ when I was younger (it’s the same as Snoop Dogg’s, do …
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People Share Their Most Embarrassing Pronunciation Fails

It’s pretty common knowledge that English is far from the most logical of languages. I can’t imagine how difficult it is to make sense of words like «their», «there,» and «they’re.» Spelling may not be quite as difficult as Gaelic or Welsh, but making sense of silent or fickle letters must be frustrating.   Even …
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Horrible Facebook Memes That Can Only Be Blamed On Boomers

Not all memes are created equal. Some thrive for a short period just to get beaten to the ground like the dead horses they are. Others can sail on forever, generally accepted by the meme-consuming population as «good.» The following memes are neither of those things. These memes were rotten from the first time they …
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A Scattering of Memes on the Nerdy Side of the Spectrum

Happy hump day, everyone. It is Wednesday, my dudes. And guess what? We’re not feeling great about this particular day of the week, no matter how hard Camel Joe and the cigarette companies tried to make Wednesday a good thing. But when life hands you lemons, and it’s too cold for lemonade, sometimes you have …
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Company Charges Nonsensical Convenience Fee, Customer Makes Things Even Less Convenient

It’s surprisingly common for banks, mortgage buyers, and most famously event ticketing companies to charge completely manipulated fees that have no basis in reality. What is a «convenience fee» when bill processing is automated anyway? They say it’s for convenience, but in truth it’s for their convenience, not yours. And the reason people feel pressured …
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Awful Takes From People Who Should Play Less Video Games

Gamers aren’t inherently bad. It’s not a crime to want to spend hours on the internet, honing skills, streaming on Twitch, and/or indulging in fantasy. In fact, when playing with friends, video games can give you pretty much all the benefits (and maybe more) of a night out with the buds. But when some gamers, …
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The Best (and the worst) Michael Jackson Hee-Hee Memes to Fuel Your Nightmares

Say what you want about the «King of Pop«, but Michael Jackson was just downright terrifying sometimes. With his pet rat, the weird circus mansion, creepily revealing documentaries, as well as wealth and fame beyond comprehension, Michael Jackson had a strange life. Even more so, after his passing, he lives on in our lives through …
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Funny Instances Of Kids Being Adorably Dumb

Some of us may not want to remember the dumb things we would do as children. Whether it was peeing into the vents of the family home (Sorry, mom) or harboring the thought that women don’t poop, kids really are apt to doing (and thinking) the darndest things. The r/KidsAreFuckingStupid subreddit is full of these …
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