Commenters Roast Goofy Updated Lyrics to «Baby It’s Cold Outside»

There are plenty of cultural touchstones that have not aged well. I remember watching Saturday Night Fever with my mom thinking it would be a fun, light disco-dancing movie, and being shocked by how dark many of the subplots were, and how a lot of it wouldn’t fly now. There are moments in so many classic films …
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‘Here comes the «Find Out» phase’: Dark-humored millennials roast boomers while they’re down in an ‘I-told-ya-so-themed’ comment section of a viral video

It doesn’t matter what you think about boomers, Gen X, Millennials, Gen Z, and so on—the generations are always at war. Heck, the early 1900s generation called themselves «the greatest generation»—I think that makes it pretty obvious that things tend to be competitive when it comes to the era you’re born into. So, recently, millennials …
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Californian Gets Roasted for His NYC Bagel Order

New Yorkers are famous the world over for two things: bagels and attitude. It’s no secret that the Empire State is particular about its bagels, and isn’t afraid to tell it like it is. Before I moved to NYC, I thought Costco bagels were the end all be all of the circular treat. I was …
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Savage Comebacks & Brutal Burns From the Insult Laureates of the Internet

If it’s wrong to laugh at someone getting completely owned on the internet, then I don’t want to be right. Sure, there’s always a line, and I would never condone cyberbullying, punching down, or threats of any kind—that crap is never funny. A beautifully crafted burn, roast, or witty comeback, however? Those should be cherished …
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Scathing Self-Owns From Poets of Self-Deprecation

If you’re a human being, chances are you’ve felt insecure during at least one stage of your life. Some people never even manage to escape the dark and lonely psychological pit of self-deprecation. But of the people who are a bit too hard on themselves, there are always those few special ones who make up …
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Rare Insults & Clever Comebacks That Deserve Recognition

The internet isn’t exactly what it used to be. Back in the day, you could post the dumbest things imaginable behind the safety of anonymity without giving it a second thought. These days, shitposting and the art of the roast are never allowed to reach their full potential due to the fear of getting banned …
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Employee Roasts His Boss on Reddit Then Gets Fired for Posting ‘Confidential’ Messages From His Boss

People feel safe when they can be anonymous on the Internet. There’s something about sitting behind a faceless computer screen and venting your troubles that carries as much catharsis as a trip to the therapist. For disgruntled employees who are irritated with a totalitarian boss, Reddit is the place to go as soon as you …
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Gamer’s Dumb Take on Femininity Gets Roasted With Memes

We’re sad to report that there are still gamers in 2023 who are not only mad about seeing realistic depictions of female human characters in video games, but also feel inclined to tweet about their bad opinions no one asked for. Case in point, one dude called @poliwar_94 on Twitter recently announced his approval of …
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Incredulous Dude Gets Roasted for Claiming He Doesn’t Understand How People Eat Lunch at Work

You know what? Taking care of ourselves is a lot harder than we make it out to be. I don’t think I know a single person who successfully balances leisure time, personal care, sleep, and working five days a week. Something has to give, especially among those who have families to care for as well. …
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Twitter Users Dunk on Dubious ‘Advice’ About Finding a Rich Man to Marry

Once upon a time, getting married was the best chance most women had at some kind of financial security. Thankfully, we have moved into an era where many of us have other options. There are valid criticisms to be made of the deal that women get in the workplace, and just how we work in …
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