It’s been almost a week since Halloween. Be honest. Is there any candy left in your house? Mine is all gone, eaten quickly, as to respect my lack of self-control when there is any amount of candy in the house. It’s not an easy thing to control yourself around. A Reese’s Pumpkin is like a …
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40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (November 1, 2025)
It’s Halloween weekend, which means that Twitter is full of me Halloween costumes, at least if you’re me. Everyone is digging up that meme that nobody remembers from five years ago and re-creating it just to post on Twitter. Let me get on a soapbox about online Halloween costumes for a second. If you’re not …
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 30, 2025)
It’s almost time to trick or treat, y’all. Have you bought your candy yet? Halloween as a parent is a whole new level of Halloween. You go from being a casual observer to knee-deep in the holiday. You’re staying up all night sewing a costume because somehow you’re determined to prove that you’re a mom …
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25+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (October 25, 2025)
Sometimes you just need to get lost in a sea of content. You’ve heard of doom scrolling, but what if it wasn’t always a bad thing? Sometimes you just need something, anything, to distract you from what’s going on in your life at any particular moment. It’s called dissociation, honey, and we’ve been doing it …
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 23, 2025)
Parenthood is all about compromise. But so is adulthood in general. So is life in general. You learn this from a young age. For example, if you live in a colder climate and celebrate Halloween. You’re probably so excited to go about the town in your costume. You picked it out and you’re thrilled to …
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40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (October 18, 2025)
The right tweet can change your life. You might think it’s just a silly little sentence that means nothing and might even make the world worse in some cases. And there are plenty of tweets that are like that. I mean, think of the volume of tweets that are tweeted in a day. It can’t …
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 16, 2025)
Parenting can take a lot out of you, literally. Not only do you have to give birth to the little guys, but you have to constantly pay for their lives. That’s what you signed up for when you decided to become a parent, but that doesn’t fully click into place until it’s happening. They’re constantly …
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40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (October 11, 2025)
Tweets can be powerful, no matter how small they are. Sometimes the things that have the biggest impact on us are the smallest in size. Think about wasabi. It may look harmless, like pastel green play-dough, and they give you less than a quarter-sized amount on your California roll. But if you put that whole …
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 9, 2025)
Being a parent is an uphill battle. Some days are easy. Some days, all you have to worry about is dropping them off at school and picking them up. Doesn’t sound that hard, right? Wrong. These two simple tasks are some of the hardest to do in reality. They don’t feel like getting up in …
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25+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (October 4, 2025)
Sometimes you just wanna know what’s going on online. You wanna know what everybody else is talking about, laughing about, and you want to be in on the jokes. You want to be fluent in everything culture-wise and not be left out of any inside jokes. This is what Twitter is good for. There are …
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