There are some things you only have the pleasure of knowing about if you go on Twitter. There are memes, stories, inside jokes, and hot takes that only those privy to the deep annals of the bird app have access to. But let me tell you, for every gold nugget, there are tons and tons of dirt and garbage. And it seems that ratio has only gotten worse over the years. 

The best-case scenario is having a friend who can sift through all the dreck for you and text you the most worthy spoils. Actually, I’ll amend that, that’s the second best-case scenario. The best case scenario is having an anonymous internet friend to do it for you, and put it all in one list for your scrolling pleasure. Oh, it looks like that’s already happening. Look at you, you smart cookie. Okay now get on with the scrolling already!