Non-fungible tokens are nothing new—the first-known NFT is believed to have been minted in 2014. But the cultural obsession with NFTs did really ramp up until recently, thanks to a number of celebrities deciding they want a piece of the virtual pie. NFT naysayers believe this unwholesome marriage between celebrities and the cringe crypto world is further proof that every day we stray further from God’s light, and you better believe the Internet’s anti-NFT army puts up a fight whenever a celeb does a new drop.

No one was that surprised when Gwyneth Paltrow went full OCD (obsessive cryptocurrency disorder) on Twitter, or when Paris Hilton and Jimmy Fallon blithely compared their absurdly expensive Bored Ape Yacht Club NFTs on The Tonight Show. This sort of bandwagon-jumping is to be expected from the normies of Hollywood. But the internet was utterly heartbroken when beloved master of mischief, Eric Andre announced his new «edible NFT» scheme in collaboration with Frank’s RedHot earlier this week.