I’m sure there are a lot of people reading this who wish they could’ve seen the recent solar eclipse in full. There’s only a small strip of the United States that’s part of the line of totality, and the people who live there are lucky ducks. But we live in a super post-industrial age! It’s not like it would take a 5-month long wagon journey to travel to see this once-in-a-lifetime natural event. It’s absurdly easy to drive or fly to one of the many cities that are in the line of totality and have a great time doing it. 

One absolute hater saw people having fun with this cosmic event and decided to share his outrage. Shaney Boy took to Twitter to criticize a plane full of people planning to fly to Little Rock to see the eclipse. He asked, «Is this the most important thing they can find to do in life?» and the people of Twitter had answers for him.