Getting a tattoo is a big commitment. Unlike a piercing or getting grounded by your parents, this act of societal rebellion is slightly more permanent. For indecisive elder millennials still stuck in their rebellious teenage years, it’s a dizzying realization to acknowledge our adult autonomy– but it’s tough to narrow down what you actually want to put on your body for the rest of your life. Luckily, if you have an ounce of humor and a sarcastic side, u/kerrinotcarrie has the perfect designs to suit any rebellious teen trapped in their late 30s. 

Some believe that tattoos should have intrinsic meaning to their wearer, providing a glimpse into the deepest parts of a person’s soul without ever uttering a word. For an elder millennial, what could possibly be more meaningful than your Costco membership, your mom’s spiral ham recipe, or your deep-seated love of books? Scroll onward to chuckle at some of the ludicrously absurd (and fake?!) tattoo designs that would suit any goofy millennial with rebellious flare.