Reviews can either be supremely helpful or profoundly stupid. Sometimes, the right review will tell you exactly what you need to hear. This shoe runs small. Batteries do not come included. This product is for children, dummy. 

But sometimes people leave reviews that are so dumbfounding you have to wonder whether or not they’re real. Like when people get overly critical about restaurant service when it’s clear they were the ones being a pain in the neck. Or when people rate a product one star for failing to fix their weirdly specific problem, even though that’s not what the product was intended for. Or best yet, when someone rates a recipe lowly because they didn’t have any of the ingredients, so they had to make weird substitutions, and mashed potatoes somehow turned into mashed baby corn and it was gross. The following list of reviews transcend annoying and become purely hilarious. Five out of five stars.