A classic franchise, pasta, and a little trademark suspense. What more could you ask for? Final Destination is long overdue the Cracked treatment, which Jordan Breeding does his best with even with the looming threat of his own mortality hung over his head. All five movies get a blow-by-blow analysis that would be impressive even if he wasn’t outsmarting death himself at the same time. Although admittedly, it does come at the expense of the noodles.