It’s scary to think how much the average internet user owes to Google. For many of us, it’s the first point of call for any random queries we may have in almost all areas of life. We turn to it for everything from directions to those questions that are keeping us up at night, but by far one of its funniest features is its reviews of local businesses. There are a lot of supremely opinionated people out there, and everyone’s favorite search engine is the ideal place to air out those viewpoints. Every review tells a story, with each one as wild as the last.