Remember LinkedIn? Not only does it still exists, but active users are regularly posting to the bygone website as we speak. Shocking, I know. If you haven’t explored the depths of LinkedIn lately, we certainly can’t blame you, but you’re definitely missing out on some top-tier cringe. Thankfully, internet archivists like @stateoflinkedin does a wonderful job documenting all the cringey and far-fetched anecdotes that sound like they were written by a bot. We’ve collected some our favorites from @stateoflinkedin‘s Twitter.