Beautiful, shallow-focus closeups of warm pie and glistening cranberry sauce are cool if you want to feel really hungry for some reason, but otherwise, scrolling through an endless Instagram feed of the same holiday dishes can get pretty damn boring. How about some content that’s both festive and cursed? The antithesis of food porn, if you will. Photographer Chris Maggio is someone who truly appreciates the repulsive beauty of the cursed image. We’re featuring some of the most absurd Thanksgiving images from Maggio’s ‘Male Chef’ series, which satirizes holiday traditions. We’ve also included a handful of random cursed tidbits from the weird crevasses of the internet for good measure.