I have a huge problem with being able to focus on TV shows. I’m not so internet-pilled that I can’t sit still and watch something that’s longer than ten seconds. Quite the opposite: every time I try to watch a bad TV show, all I can think is, «I should be spending my time watching a good movie instead.»

Recently, I’ve tried to force myself to watch The Ultimatum: Queer Love. I haven’t watched a dating show since the bisexual season of Are You The One, and I’m sorry to say this Netflix series is far inferior. I don’t know what kind of sicko likes watching people talk about their failing relationships for ten hours, but if you do, The Ultimatum: Queer Love is the perfect show for you. If not, I promise that scrolling through numerous memes is a far better use of your precious hours on God’s green earth.