I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the perfect joke doesn’t exi—(put a finger down if you’ve heard this one before). That’s it. That’s the tweet. Not the joke we deserve, but the joke that we need. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. 

Sometimes the internet feels like a bunch of bots regurgitating the same tired jokes ad nauseam in every comment section known to man. Whether it’s out of irony or not, it doesn’t matter. It’s not funny. Cut it out! If you’re on the same page, then you’ll probably agree with this comprehensive list of overused jokes, comments, and memes that no one would miss if they disappeared forever.