Hello? Is this the inventor of capitalism? I’d like a word. Now listen, I didn’t ask to be born. Truth be told, I didn’t even want to come out of my mom, and they had to use one of those weird baby vacuum cleaners to pull me out into this cruel, unforgiving world that seems to be obsessed with money. 

Now I’m a full blown adult, I have spent just about enough of my precious time dedicated to the so-called grind. I’m sick of performing the same pointless tasks over and over again for the sake of a roof over my head, with maybe just enough of my pay check left over for some little treats to distract me from the fact that I have to do it all over again next week. I think it’s about time I got a well-deserved break, approximate time frame: forever. Failing that, I guess I’m going to take out my angst in a carefully curated list of memes. That’ll show you.