Imagine being the king who decided that swimming in the ocean just wasn’t enough for him. Imagine being that iconic fish who took a chance and stepped out of the constrictive environment of the sea in search of a better life on land. Of course, he couldn’t have done it completely on his own…he had to have some biological function that allowed him to live both underwater and on land. He must’ve been an amphibian kind of guy. Or maybe, just maybe, he was the pre-historic version of Steve-O, willing to put himself in grave danger for the love of the game? I prefer the latter narrative much more. 

I know a lot of people rag on this guy. He decided to leave the ocean, and now we have to work for a living. Well, I’m glad that he did what he did, so we have the opportunity to enjoy animal memes today, don’t you?