Wazzup fellow gamers. It’s a beautiful Wednesday morning. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and I’ve already lost a few decades-long friendships because I’m «Too good at Mario Kart» and I should «Really let other people win every once in a while.» Good riddance, is what I say. You wouldn’t say that to Michael Phelps. I can’t help it that I have mastered Rainbow Road to the point where it’s not fun for me anymore. The point isn’t fun, the point is winning. 

It’s so much more fun to play a game when you know you can win. Like playing a slot machine at a casino, they need to throw you a bone every once in a while or you’ll just stop playing. Sure, the house always wins, but you have to at least give me the illusion of power. I’m talking to you, Candy Crush. Real gamers know this. And these memes are for real gamers.