How did Halloween come and go so quickly? One minute, we were being scorched by summer sun, eating hotdogs, and launching fireworks at our beachside bonfires and now it’s Christmassy at Costco. Wait, wait, wait– aren’t they already playing Christmas music in the grocery store? If you’re just like me, a Halloween nerd who can’t get enough of spooky season, you might not be ready for the arrival of the lesser holidays. Thanksgiving and Christmas have stolen our thunder for the final time! This year, the other holidays are just going to have to be spookified and ghoulitized– because we are not ready to let go of pmpkin season yet! 

So if you’re also disturbed by the arrival of Mariah Carey, don’t be a Grinch and just turn your 13ft skeleton into a giant spooky Christmas tree– climbing straight from the grave and into holiday cheer.