What is the perfect snack to bring to a DnD session? Beginners would say chips, veterans would say little shooters of 5-hour energy because you’re going to need it, the way that we play. The real answer, though, is nothing that sticks to your fingers too much because you don’t want to get the dice dirty. Best case, it’s gross. Worst case, it’ll unfairly weight the dice so you’re always landing on 20. We wouldn’t want that, would we…

Of course, the wonderful thing about DnD is that it’s a game where you can’t really cheat. It’s all about skill, knowledge, and collaboration. There are no cheat codes,  no speed-running. Just a good old-fashioned game that unfolds at a nice pace and keeps everybody entertained. We need more games like that. I want to bring back game night in a huge way. But in the meantime, I have these memes to gaze upon.