Twitter had been running amok recently. From the Willy Wonka experience disaster to everyone speculating where Kate Middleton is… Tweeters are having a field day and we’re back to peak internet irreverence. I love times like that when we can all gather around silly stories that don’t have much real-world implication and just riff. 

Good Twitter feeds are like TV writers’ rooms, everyone is pitching their funniest take, building off each other’s ideas, and letting it rip. But of course, not everyone is vetted, so we end up with some pretty out-of-left-field takes that we wish we had never seen. This is of course the danger of the internet. But it’s also why it works. I wonder if that’s what Al Gore intended when he invented the internet. Either way, we’re left with what we’re left with, all the dirt and the glitter and everything in between. Lucky for you, these tweets are pure glitter.