You know you’re hopelessly addicted to the silly little tidbits of humor that the internet spits out when you start to develop a need for them. First thing in the morning, forget the needed jolt of coffee or even getting out of bed to go pee. We’ve gotta be straight on that phone, disrupting our circadian rhythm to look at whatever the heck they have decided is funny online this morning.

Is it bad for us? Probably, but at this point who would have it any other way? We’ve simply got to satiate our thirst for the humor of the day. This list is designed to do exactly that, without challenging you to do anything but scroll. The only thing it requires of you is to sit back and try to enjoy the journey. I don’t think that is too much to ask when you know exactly what you came here for.