Weddings are utter chaos. No matter which way you slice this vanilla cream frosted, $1,000 cake, wedding celebrations always bring out the crazies in everyone. Your cuckoo family members are all gathered together with your meek childhood friends, your wild college hippie friends, and your professional work acquaintances and now you’ve got to confess your love to your soulmate in front of all of them. 

Oh, and did I mention there’s an open bar? 

Things are bound to go awry in a nuptial perfect disaster, but not as bad as this list we’ve gathered for you below. Just when you thought you knew the worst thing that could happen at a wedding, the list goes on and goes much further than any episode of The Jersey Shore. As it turns out, we’re all a little ratchet at heart and when it comes to a wedding celebration, that’s apparently the perfect time to let it all loose. Scroll onward to read the worst of the worst that’s ever gone down at a wedding.