Call me a lizard person, but I love hot and humid weather. My hair doesn’t thank me, but it’s kind of fun feeling like I’m sitting in the middle of a swamp.

However, this is on the extremely important condition that I have somewhere cool to retreat to when it all gets to be too much. Ideally, this would come in the form of air conditioning’s chilly embrace, but sometimes I can’t be that fussy. There are plenty of hot places that have no choice but to go analog with the humble ceiling fan.

I know what all the haters say about them only pushing the hot air around. I do not care; my sweat glands have no concept of basic physics. An overheated person will take anything they can get, including a bunch of memes about the sweet relief of fans. We’re going to be needing them this summer.