Good tidings, internet friends. We’ve just got finished with another day on the world wide web, and let us tell you, things haven’t gotten any better. While some people on Twitter are freaking out about that Adam Levine cheating drama, others are still talking about the arguably timely demise of Queen Elizabeth II. Meanwhile, we’re over here like «Can we please get some viral tweets over here that aren’t something like ‘when I love, I love HARD?'». Sadly it’s true, the internet can be a completely unfunny cacophony of unwanted opinions. But thanks to funny people, and people like us who collect tweets, it is possible to have a laugh courtesy of the bird app. We’re here to help you enjoy those unicorns without actually logging on to the damn site.