Craigslist, Ebay, and Facebook Marketplace are unlikely windows into the soul. You can tell a lot about a person by their ‘for sale‘ listings. For example, it’s safe to assume that someone selling an old potato that’s sprouted hundreds of tendrils might be a bit eccentric. Or if someone repeatedly assures potential buyers that their item for sale was ‘NOT stolen,’ I’m probably going to think it was stolen. We’ve collected a bunch examples of funny and cursed things things people tried to sell online.