Oh, to be a woman! It’s grander than society wants it to be. With every excruciatingly controlling political thing after another they put on women, you’d think we’d be a bunch of bummers. But we shine bright, baby! And boy, do we love to laugh. 

Recently, some guy on TikTok made a video trying to spook American women about being drafter. Saying that women between 18-26 years old aren’t safe from being drafted into the military. Instead of women responding in fear, they trolled and it is comedy gold. One women stitched the video saying she can’t go right now because she just woke up and was going to wash her hair, but to let her know about it later and if she’s feeling up for it she’ll totally go. The comments to this stick became a beautiful hodgepodge of women going along with the riff. «Like, who all is gonna be there?» «If my mom drives us, can you’re pick us up?» «What are we wearing though?» And more and more hilarious responses. 

Can you imagine these young women getting a call from the government (ok, first of all, who still answers unknown numbers??) telling them they are going to be drafted and they responded with, «Awww, thanks for the invite, babe. Not really my vibe, but hope you have fun! Send pics» and then *click *, they hang up? THAT IS COMEDY GENIUS, I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY. 

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