There are rules in socialized society that must be followed at all times. Please keep your pants on when you’re taking public transportation, please help old ladies cross the street, and pleasepleaseplease for the love of God bring something to a potluck when you’re asked to bring a dish. 

Potlucks were invented so that the hosting house wouldn’t be forced to cook a multi-course meal for a crowd of incoming guests. So as the clever humans we are, we decided to distribute the food-making burden so that we could all have a fun time at the party. Well, apparently some people didn’t get the memo. In our next story, one friend group is faced with a serial-moocher, who not only shows up to every potluck empty-handed, but leaves happily with several tupperwares of free food. Fortunately, this girl is not willing to stand idley by and watch her ribs, taters, and greens slip into the hands of a looter. 

Scroll for the juicy details of this tantalizing drama that’ll leave you drooling for leftovers of your own.