I have a confession to make. I am not much of a gamer. My gaming domain has barely left the realm of 2D because that’s what I was raised with. My dad showed me how to play Brick on his original iPod, and that was good enough for me. We would get extremely cheap Pac-Man consuls from the mall that would break after about three hours of gameplay. But oh, what a mighty three hours those were, gobbling pellets and evading capture from Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde. The only games that I played on a real gaming consul were Wii Sports, and those were pretty self-explanatory to anyone who’d ever played sports, which, surprisingly, I had. I admire anyone who’s an actual gamer and can really strategize and figure out new games. Y’all are way smarter than us TV and movie watches give you credit for, and you deserve a nice hot helping of gaming memes.