I don’t know about you all, but I am so glad I am not at a Disney theme park right now. Don’t get me wrong, I love to ride the Peoplemover as much as the next transit fan, but I cannot put up with the Christmastime crowds. Honestly, I don’t know how anybody does. I have a friend from childhood who went to Disney with her family every Christmas from when she was a baby, and I just don’t get it. Why would you want to wait six hours for the Seven Dwarf’s Mine Train when it’s usually two hours? I understand wanting to escape from the cold weather of the north, but let’s be honest; it’s not even freezing in the coldest areas of the USA right now. If you choose to go to Disney during the busiest time of the year, that’s your business, but I’m just going to sit back in my cozy house and enjoy some free Disney memes.