When you’re reaching the second and third interview in the hiring process, you start to question all of the unpaid labor you’ve already dumped into this prospective employment. Not only have you slaved over your resume, you applied directly on some website portal that asked you all the same questions that you already provided information for in your resume. With all of this bending-over-backwards, you really could use a rewarding massage instead of a 40+ hour work week. 

As much as you claim to DGAF about your bills, lifestyle, and your expenses, it does get worrisome to stay unemployed for too long, but with the nonsense going on with all of these 2 month-long interviews where they end up telling you that you were the runner-up candidate is starting to take a toll on you. The whiplash really makes you wonder, do you really need a job? Perhaps instead of being a resume peddler, you can instead enjoy the finer things in life like sleeping in, involuntary retirement, and starvation. Sigh, better get back to tweaking your Linkedin profile…