I don’t think I’m alone when I say I do not like solicitors. While there are exceptions to this rule (I stan Girl Scouts and their cookies), most solicitors are not selling anything you really want. They either want to sell religion, vacations, or scams, and those aren’t things I really want sold to me. Some of the Jehovah’s Witnesses in my neighborhood really have nerve. Last year, two of them called into my apartment for me to buzz them into my building! Like do they just do that hoping that we’re foolish enough to think they’re just the mailman or two previously unknown friends of my roommates? I think they are that foolish. 

Solicitors love saying that their unwanted pitch will just take up a minute of your time, but they’re liars. These hilarious memes, on the other hand, are actually fun, free, and won’t take up more than 2 minutes of precious scrolling time.