I’m so sorry you didn’t see me at the party this weekend! I didn’t want to go… If introverts were honest, this would be our most commonly used phrase– our ‘catchphrase’ if you will. The heroic Introvert Man is at it again, saving the city from certain socialization and villainous small talking at the grocery store! Tune in for this week’s edition of Introverted Chronicles (in the form of introverted memes, of course).

It’s tough to explain to extroverts why we don’t want to go out and socialize. For them, they see parties as a major power up, but for an introvert, get-togethers and gaggles of goofy chitter chatter with semi-strangers isn’t something that gives us strength– it slowly eats at an introvert’s soul. The fabric of an introvert’s being is powered up by other things like binge watching on Netflix, ordering takeout, and taking long, luxurious showers. That’s how we experience our power-ups and that’s how we plan to save this city! 

Next up, the introvert memes… duh.