You know you’re an introvert when you have an alphabetized catalog of excuses at your disposal whenever you’re asked to come out with friends. You have friends and you enjoy them in moderation, but you’ve never understood why they spend SO MUCH TIME together and insist on having you join them as well. If you’re the unicorn of the group– you know, the one who’s so rarely around that everyone’s dazzled and impressed by your appearance –then these memes are for you. Everytime you decide to put your excuse catalog to rest and actually show up to a party (ie: once or twice a year), your friends hang on every word. That’s the secret to being cool apparently, the less you contribute, the more meaningful your contributions are. 

So if you’re planning on staying in this weekend or if you’re contemplating becoming a hero by making a one-liner joke at a gathering, embrace your antis-ocialness… embrace your introversion! It’s what makes you uber special.