I’m obsessed with people who have their own little personal vernacular, uniquely theirs. My elementary school music teacher had such a way with words, particularly with coming up with «swear words» that were so unrecognizable from actual swear words. Whenever she got frustrated, she would say things like «fiddle-faddle foo» or «needle nose pliers.» These phrases were not «fake swear words.» They were poetry! 

I feel like I’ve cultivated a unique enough vocabulary. Sometimes it’s hard to tell if things I say are picked up from growing up in Texas, watching comedians, or my own sick brain. Take, for instance, the phrase «a real hoot and a holler.» If I were a betting man, I would say that ye olde Texas has something to do with me regularly saying that. But I don’t know for sure, so I’m not a betting man. It could easily have come from TV, movies, or even a real-life person. If you’re a fan of memes but in a super unique way, scroll down for a beautiful surprise.