I am addicted to being silly. My state of perpetual silliness has never waned throughout my entire life. Here is a series of anecdotes demonstrating my commitment to the art of foolishness.

• I once wore three pairs of underwear to preschool because Spongebob wore three pairs of underpants in an episode of his show. I did this to see if it would hurt my butt less sliding down the slide, and low and behold, it did. 
• Whenever I played ‘house» with my friends in Elementary school, I always played a cool teenage sister character who made money by beating guys at bowling at the local bowling alley. I do not know where this idea came from, but it is funny in hindsight.
• In the fall of 2020, me and my roommates went to the greenspace on campus for the sole purpose of wrestling each other and playing with sticks.

Upon further review, these stories might not be the silliest. They’re just vaguely amusing. If you like silly memes and vaguely amusing memes, these memes are perfect for you.