Dog names are way more fun to think of than baby names. With babies, you have to worry about what they might grow up to be, if other kids are going to bully them for their name, or if a potential employer might look at them funny. But with dogs, you don’t have to worry about that. You can name them Marshmallow and everybody’s going to love it. 

I am a proponent, though, of giving dogs human names. If you’re going to treat them like part of the family, then it’s only right to dignify them with a human name. But some are more dog-friendly than others. I’ve yet to meet a dog named Jeff, though I’d like to. I have met upwards of 10 Ollies and even more Bellas. Something about ending with a vowel sound. The day I meet a dog named Bartholomew, though, I know I’m in for a treat. I wonder what the dogs in these memes are named? Scroll on and guess.