T-shirts are a tried and true fashion item that has surpassed neccessity. This essential top is something every regular person has in their closet and it seems like every company, tv show, musician, brewery, and kid’s show are trying to cash in on making their very own t-shirt for their fans to rep in public. Free advertising has never been so easy! However, the t-shirt is so iconic and SO popular that nowadays, people are trying to create ultra original versions of the dang thing, trying to be special in their very own way by turning a navy blue t-shirt (boring) into a flaming, American flag, eagle with an entire novel written on the back about a person’s zodiac sign, their crazy wife, and their opinions on the government (exciting). 

These crazy shirts have swept the nation and are apparently being sold in every gas station, Walmart, and thrift store that these random, oddly-specific grifters can get their hands on. So if you’ve ever wanted a shirt that tells everyone around you that you were born in September and married the wrong woman, perhaps you own one of the shirts below. 

If not, step right up and take a gander at this fine collection of oddly-specific t-shirts that people are apparently actually buying. Perhaps the people of Walmart are creating their own jerseys so they can identify their teammates in the wild. It certainly helps to know who your people are in this world and according to r/TargetedShirts, you can claim them with a simple screen-printed tee.