Have you ever taken a dump so wonderous that you must snap a picture of it? My apartment has a dark gray toilet, so when I recently took an impressively long dump, I had to use the flash on my phone to capture the moment. I know it’s gross to be proud of a considerable crap, but I can’t help it! A poo longer than a ruler doesn’t come every day, and it’s important to cherish those special moments that must be flushed all too soon. 

The weirdest part of doing this is having random pictures of giant pieces of poop on your phone. I have no friends I feel comfortable sharing these images with. They are documented only for the principle of documenting important moments in your life that nobody else gets to see. If you’ve ever been proud of a similar accomplishment, you’ll love these memes that have nothing to do with bowel movements!