During the Christmas season, we are constantly being badgered with requests to do various outdoor activities. Your active friend might want you to go ice skating with her despite the fact that you have quite literally no idea what you’re doing. You might be pulled into going to one of those holiday markets, where vendors sell various types of essential oils, oddly shaped cutting boards, and unflattering scarfs that you think about buying for your aunt but never actually do. With Christmas tree lightings and window shopping and sledding all being pushed on us during this month, I think it’s a radical act of self-preservation to say, «No, I’m actually not going to go outside today. I will sit on my couch, half-watch the latest Hallmark monstrosity, and scroll through some funny memes on my phone because that’s what I deserve.» If you’re willing to take such a bold and brave stance, then these memes are just for you.