If you’ve ever been to a diner where you can watch the line cooks work at the griddle, you know how fun it is to watch them work. It’s art mixed with science and a little bit of dance. They move with such speed and efficiency it’s astounding, cooking 6 eggs to medium-hard, 3 to over-easy, scrambling a whole other pile while tending to a bed of hash browns. They are truly breakfast artists. 

That’s part of the fun of eating at a diner- witnessing the whole showdown of the skilled egg flippers. Making eggs at home is a lot less fanfare. Unless you’re that family from Cheaper By the Dozen or The Duggars. They probably have diner-level crazy, high-volume breakfasts. And there’s nothing quite like digging into a freshly fried egg. Except for digging into a freshly-served meme. That might be just as good. Lucky we’ve got a whole mess of them right here.